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The patriotic facial you get after your buddies take turns chugging Dark Berry Bash and punching each other in the kidneys while rubbing one out to Walker, Texas Ranger. Ideally on Independence Day. Or any Tuesday night at Applebee's.
I forgot my face paint and the fireworks start in an hour!
Don't trip, we can give you a Red, White, and Bluekkake!
You need to get out more.
red white blue is Americans colors you dumbasses
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Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but the Domestic U.S. Version. The Buick of "Bomb" drinks. Fill a glass with a Miller Lite. Fill a shot glass with Jack Daniels. When ready, go outside, drop the shot into the beer glass, and CHUG! Caution: May tear your stomach lining! Tastes similar to 87 Octane Gasoline!
Red, White, and Spew was created by Kyle T and Matt H.
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When a Man has Sex with a Woman during her period and Cums whilst she is bleeding making red and white,Should they be wearing a blue Condom look at the definition: Captain America.
duuude,I gave that motherfucker a baddass Red white and goo.It was soo bad that she had an orgasm 15hours later.
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Someone who is red neck, white trash and blue collar.
That Billy Bo Bob is as red white and blue as they come. He's a red neck and totally white trash. And when he's workin, you better believe it'll be a blue collar job!
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Lamenting the demise of America as a true democracy.
Can you believe how repressive America has become?
What the hell happened to our constitution? Man, we are so red, white and through.
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During sex-- The act of choking a woman (accounting for the red part), then beating her (accounting for the blue part), then dumping a huge load of cum on her (accounting for the white part) in that order.
Minkang gave sally a red, white and blue last night in bed.
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