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The act of being able to reschedule an event
Heather offered reschedulation privileges to corporate groups.
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Sorry buddy I’m a flaky mcflakeflake but like we still homies.
Me: football tomorrow
Rickey: Fasho
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Rickey: We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow
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Reschedulation (noun): The fine art of a salesperson rescheduling a meeting with someone who just canceled, while convincing themselves (and their team) that it’s all part of the master plan. Often involves excessive optimism and a dash of denial.
Example 1:
Team Member 1: "Didn’t Johnson cancel on you last minute again?"
Team Member 2: "Yeah, but I’ve already got a reschedulation locked in for next week. It’s all good."
Team Member 1: "You mean next week’s cancellation?"
Example 2:
Sales Manager: "What happened to the Acme deal meeting?"
Salesperson: "Oh, they had to cancel, but I secured a reschedulation for Friday."
Manager: "Is that the same Friday they rescheduled for last time?"
Salesperson: "...it’s the journey that matters, not the destination."
Example 3:
Sales Team Chat:
Salesperson 1: "Got another reschedulation from Smith—pushed to next month."
Salesperson 2: "So you’re saying there’s still a chance!"
Salesperson 3: "Reschedulation is just rejection with a sugar coating."
When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!
Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place
Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!