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n. One who can't, or who refuses to walk the bleeding edge of technology, preferring old, reliable tools. I.e. one who shuns PDAs for notebooks, pencils and pocket calendars; would rather meet in real life than on MySpace; and who'd still shoot with cameras which require film. A Luddite.
Bill is the kind of retrobate who rides an old, carburated Harley, rather than a new, reliable, fuel-injected sport bike.
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The word illiterates use because they are to stupid to realise the correct word is 'reprobate'.
Stop doing that you bunch of retrobates.
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A rogue from the good old days. A philanderer past his prime.
G was a notorious womaniser, a shocking reprobate, but in his twilight years he could only rise to the level of retrobate, dreaming of conquests, but not actually conquering them.
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When you want to masturbate but you are so lazy that you masturbate yesterday Instead.
Lucy asked me if I had masturbated in anticipation of our potential fornication. I informed her that I had intended to but just retrobated instead. It’s quicker to remember than to hastily tug your member.
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When you doing something bad, but old enough to be doing it old school
You bunch of retrobates, when out with old people doing wrong who should know better.
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Retro Bible
Consists Of Daniel Dysons Wannabe Indie/Emo ''Retro Ways''
He Truely Believes That He Is Indie.
When Reading His Retro Bible.
Dys'- 'Yo Vin I Like Your Skinnies'
Vinny - 'Yeah SI-AN bought me them'
Dys' -'Cool, Read Your RetroBible Resently?'
Vinny -'NAH WTF'
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n. an idiot who is stuck in the past, also known as "retrobater".
v. Achieving undue sexual stimulation from thinking about stupid stuff from the past.
Stephen retrobates every time he thinks about all the almost-clever things he said to his cyber friends back when they were still speaking to him. He is such a retrobater!
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