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The Reverse Heimlich Maneuver is a very sophisticated First Aid technique that directly precedes the administration of the official Heimlich Maneuver. Here is how it works. Upon noticing a hot girl choking run up to her and stand face to face. Grab her around the waist and repeatedly thrust your erect penis into her vaginal area.
After ejaculating say, “My bad!” Then spin her around and administer the official Heimlich. This technique works whether you actually know the proper Heimlich Maneuver or not. Just have your fun, spin her around and make it look like you simply attempted the official Heimlich incorrectly.
OMG! Phil just pulled a perfectly executed Reverse Heimlich on that guy’s wife and somehow didn't get knocked out!
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Akin to it's counterpart, the standard Heimlich Maneuver, the Reverse Heimlich is also administered to handle undesirable blockages... but not of the throat or airway. The intended purpose of this unique maneuver is to relieve blockage of the bowls by turning the afflicted upside down, and squeezing their stomach in the same motion as the Standard Heimlich, but in the direction of the anus instead- with the desired result being relief from extreme bouts of constipations.
Following a pizza binge, Sam hadn't defecated in weeks! Luckily, John was able to apply the Reverse Heimlich and things proceeded smoothly.
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