Rittenhousing is when you're on the ground jerking off and your cellmate stands there with his hands up and you shoot your load across the room and try to hit his face but just hit him in the arm.
My best friend spent 3 years in prison for for illegal firearms possession and he spent the whole time Rittenhousing.
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ripped off or severly overcharged for something; bought something on ebay with a wire transfer, or gave bank account number to Nigerian dictator. Similar in menaing to the term "Munsoned", from the movie Kingpin
"That eBay deal with no Pay Pal allowed really was too good to be true. I never received anything. I really got rittenhoused on that one"
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To cleanse the world of Chomos, grandma beaters, drunk drivers, rioters, looters and arsonists
"Hey man, I rittenhoused my neighborhood last night. It was COOL!!
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To be killed by a well-trained individual exercising their lawful right to self-defense.
The Rittenhoused sex offender had his funeral today at the sewage treatment plant.
That sex offender just got Rittenhoused by a 17-year-old kid.
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Being an antifa pussy and getting what you deserved after you tried to attack someone with an armalite rifle 15
joseph was rittenhoused tuesday night in kenosha
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When oneβs presence is intended to render care but the overwhelming result was harm and or death.
Paramedic Trashio rittenhoused the patient after she administered an incorrect medication resulting in the patient dying.
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When a scumbag messes around with the wrong person and that person lawfully defends himself or his property or the property of others by blowing that scumbags brains out or shooting the scumbags bicep off.
Bob, the pedophile, chased that poor kid down and tried to kill him, but Bob got Rittenhoused.
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