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In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.
The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.
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rods from god (n) - used to describe a first strike offensive weapon 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter tungsten rods dropped from an orbital bomber, which strike the target travelling at 36,000 miles per hour (about mach 15). They generally carry no explosives, their sheer kinetic force is more than enough to penetrate the deepest bunker and completely annihilate anything it strikes.
"They think they're safe in their bunker but wait until a HIMEOBS operative drops some rods from god on them from an orbital bomber."
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One of the primary weapons used while orbitally bombing. Developed and used solely by HIMEOBS.
"A radar screen picked up a blip being deployed from orbital platform 23.2. Later developments confirmed that it was, in fact one of the legendary rods from god."
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By definition, a penis so large that when seen it leads one to believe the person it is attached to must be a deity.
Techsmith just HAD to show everyone he had a God Rod.
A particularly large penis.
Specifically over 8 inches.
Damn. Devin has a god rod, it sure as hell went pretty far up there.
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1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf
2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice
3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass
4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds
5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)
6- Drink and repeat
Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"
Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"
Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"
Jerry: "YEP"
The divine entity of a guy whose name happens to be Rodney. Also can be referred to as Godney.
Guy 1: Hey is that Rodney?
Guy 2: What? No, that's the all powerful Rod God.