rotten eggs

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

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rotten eggs

when your ball sack gets frozen.

man i have some rotten eggs.

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rotten eggs

1. to be subsituted for anything
2. ovaries that doesnt work
3. smelly eggs

1. "She's being such a bitch" is changed to "She's being such rotten eggs"
"What a shitty day" is changed to "What a rotten eggs day"
2. Claire can't have babies. She's got rotten eggs
3. I had rotten eggs for breakfast and my breath smell like rotten eggs. What a rotten eggs day.

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rotten eggs

a synonym for bad news

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

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Rotten egg

A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.

Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.

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rotten-egg fart

A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.

And boy! those are straight up nasty.

*POOOOT!*

Get the Air-Wick! This mother-fucker
just laid a rotten-egg fart in here!

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rotten egg gash

Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.

Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.

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