Ruddle

Ruthless destruction with terrible resolve

(When used as a verb, proper usage is "to cause ruddle")

James, stop causing all of that ruddle!

(verb usage): He is causing ruddle by throwing those grenades into his boss's car!

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Ruddle

Rape Cuddling or forcing a cuddle on someone without their consent.

When Nicole sleeps with Britt she ruddles her at some point in the night.

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Ruddle

Ruddling stands for rough cuddling. Ruddling is everything in between making out and actually hooking up (having sex). It's used to erase confusion when people have different definitions of hooking up.

I want to ruddle with that person.
I ruddled last night at the party with a guy.
I walked in on two people ruddling.

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ruddle

to shit vigorously

When in noun form:

Person 1: Hey, where's Jason? We're supposed to leave in five minutes!

Person 2: Well...he's in the bathroom...

Person 1: Gah! Why'd he decide to take his daily ruddle now?


When in verb form:

Jason ruddled today like he does every day.

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Booty Ruddles

They are like cuddles, but for butts. The act of giving booty ruddles is almost guaranteed to lead to sexy time! More often then not.

'William leaned closer to Vanessa and starting giving her booty ruddles'. 'At that time she was prepared to give up that toosh!'

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