Russian Dolls

TV show - a complete disgrace and misrepresentation of Russian Community in America. Very cheap and indecorous mix of Jersey Shore and NJ housewives, which exploits the worst stereotypes of Russians in America. Fake and repulsive.

Intelligent and self-respected person might read Dostoyevsky or listen to Tchaikovsky but would never watch Russian Dolls.

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Russian Doll

N. the act of impregnating and then attempt to "reimpregnate" a woman so as to impregnate the baby (if female) that resides within like a russian doll...over and over again

V. to perform such an act

"I got my jooce all inside that ho and I was so hiiiigh that I had to russian doll that bitch and keep goin."
-Berg

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russian doll

v. to warm up with a smaller dick or ideally a series of smaller dicks leading up to fucking a really big dick

That dick is way to big! I need to russian doll a few smaller ones first

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Russian Doll present

When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*
Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*
Guy: *smiles*
(half an hour later)
Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*
Guy: But I got you a ring!!

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Russian Doll Farts

A series of farts that are in a repetitive pattern yet get slightly smaller each time.

"Hey I got you something."

*FART...Fart...fart*

"Dude those were Russian Doll Farts."

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russian dolled

When you are pregnant, get hit by a car, and your baby pops out.

That girl just got Russian dolled.

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Russian doll fart

A group of sequential farts that decrease in both sonic and gaseous output, similar to the visual effect of Russian nesting dolls standing side by side.

JEREMY: <S P L O R R R T... SPLERT ... Poik ... pernt... prnt ... pft>
ALICE: Aw, man -- did you just Russian doll fart in here?