shlom

another word for dick, chode, or cock

was originally made by marco

go suck a MEATY SHLOM!
or
Shlooooooooooommmmmmm etc

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shlom

verb; a. to shove something in your mouth disgustingly.
b. to attack something in an unrestricted manner. past; shlomed. present; shloming.

a. the way judy shlomed on that corndog you would think it's a long lost lover.
b.that girl and her boyfriend were shloming all over eachother, it was disgusting.

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shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

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slam the shlom

To spank your meat.

Bob went to go slam the shlom, he'll be back.

Shlom

A code word for a mans sad depressing genitalia

My shlom is smaller than yours