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1. A dirty massive swamp rat that really stinks
2. A polish shop
Jerry: OI, RICARDO, LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SKLEP IN THE HILLS, I WANT TO SKULLFUCK IT REAL HARD LIKE!
Ricardo: YOU SAID IT JERRY.
2. Alfie Gordon's wonder emporium, the sklep
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A corner shop or other convenience store run for, by or on behalf of Eastern European people
"Hey Alex, I'm off to the sklep, you want some tins of piwo picking up?"
Person 1: "Is the sklep still selling tinnies for 80p each?"
Person 2: "Nah, it got busted by Revenue & Customs again, they're back up to £1.25"
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The act of going shopping at a Polish Shop; from the phrase Polski Sklep
Person 1: Would you mind unloading the dishwasher for me?
Person 2: I'll do that at some point today, but I've got to go sklepping first: we're all out of pierogi!
n. a disease where a white girl acts "gansta" around her friends, but is completely "white" when adults are around.
Man, she is having such a bad case of the skleps.
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Literally means "Polish Shop".
A store selling exclusively Polish products, mostly food but can also include newspapers, magazines, seasonal goods. These have sprung up all over the UK in recent years with the huge influx of Poles, even in those areas where they are outnumbered by other ethnic communities, (such as Tooting in London).
They all mostly stock the same sort of products, which unfortunately means that the more businessmen get in on the act the smaller the profits. Well known products include polish bread, pierogi, danio yogurts, kielbasa, sauerkraut, pickled cucumbers to name a few.
As well as being frequented by Poles, there are a fair share of British consumers who venture into a Polski Sklep.
"God, I can't believe yet another polski sklep has opened on Tooting high street, theres already one about 10 metres down the road"
"Kumpilam te wysmienite ogorki w polskim sklepie na ealingu"
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its what cam the rali goes to every day
Cam Went to the polsk sklep so he could buy his jollof rice