Smock

A boy or man with a small cock. Very very small cock.

Girl: Wow look at that really hot guy!!! Friend: Yea I would hit if he didn't have a smock.

The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.

Get that microscopic smock away from me.

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Smock

smock-ing, smock-ed

1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time

3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting

1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."

3. "European guys look gay when they smock."

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Smock

To smack with your cock

Gf: Smack my face with your cock
Me: You want a smock?

Gf: Yes, right on my forehead my love

Smock

Someone who tries to use a word as an insult but has no idea what the word actually means to begin with. Kinda like using the wrong emoji in a twitch chat or Discord because they're just that stupid to not know when to use it. Can most be described as wearing an art-smock because you take it off after you're done, just like you stop being an idiot when the topic changes.
For example, boomer noob pepega

Stop acting like a fucking smock, you're making yourself look retarded.

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Smock

Smock: another word for smoke, or cigg. Most often used when in the vacinity of other smokers, or smockers.

Hey man, care if I bum a smock.
Wanna chief a smock?

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#SMOCK

#SMOCK
Simple Moments of Contagious Kindness. It's like a random act of kindness that's contagious. So when you do something nice for someone, they do something nice for someone else.

"I'm totally gonna #SMOCK this stranger and feed their expired parking meter."

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smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.

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