SPLAG

The act of spamming someone until their computer lags and crashes.

Angad:"Lets play World of Tanks."
Austin:"OK"
Angad:"I'm about to win"
Austin:"Wait I have a present."
Angad:"What?"
Austin:*types SPLAG for 5 hours..."
Angad:"Oh shit!" *computer crashes*

Splag

The chunky non-flushable remnants on the inside walls of a toilet after a tumultuous eruption of fecal matter.

Bob is a great guy but has already gone through three marriages due to the splag he always leaves behind in the commode.

splag

To vomit, throw up, be sick

I was so bladdered last night I splagged all over my bed