noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
βnoun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
βverb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'
Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
97π 13π
Splinge To refer to something as cool
That shirt you got on is so Splinge
8π 3π
"Dude, that guy just got run over by a tractor. SPLINGE!"
7π 4π
To laugh out loud.
Derivation: Believed to have evolved from the more popular
L.O.L. 'Spring Roll' --> 'Spling Lol' --> 'Spling'
Often used as graffiti on official parking signs in London, rendering them invalid - AKA "Rathboning"
86π 26π
1. To throw something.
2. The sound made when practicing hand based magic.
Just spling it over there.
6π 2π
A split fringe. A fringe that has split into sections due to high amounts of moisture or oil in it.
That girl has a bit of a splinge going on right now... Someone hand her a comb!
13π 4π