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the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.
Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
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Deep, adventurous thinking; being a useful combination of to "spelunk" (to cave dive) and to "think".
"Matt, this problem truly has me stumped. Let me splink about it."
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n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound
"raymond's a splink"
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Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:
find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"
"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."
"Bring back Jimmy Saville."
"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."
"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"
"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."
"Mary loves SPLINK."
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When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.
O he's splinking so much I can't here him
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forever a mystery to those who dont already know
girl asks: Whats a splink?!
a Splink responds: hahahaa..nice try
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Combination of silver and pink.
Yo checkout this new colour.. splink!
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