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Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite
God damn that was a good starburst
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A contradiction; referring to the starburst commercial
Person: I hate you but I also love you so what do I call that?
Person: a paradox?
You: Nope
You: starburst
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A mode of space travel akin to making a jump to "hyperspace" (as in Star Wars). Only a leviathan spaceship can starburst. Starbursting has a partially random output vector, so you never quite know where you will end up. From the TV show Farscape.
"Talyn, starburst"
"Tell Moya to go to starburst now!"
"We've lost them. They went to starburst."
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"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures.
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
(Applicable only to pornstars)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
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the skill of insinuating a sexual act by unwrapping the candy with the tounge
"after she showed my her starburst skill i needed a cold shower."
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The only candy that he who is without sin would eat.
The original Starbursts flavors are strawberry(the precious), cherry, orange, and lemon.
The California flavors are red-cherry, strawberry-watermelon, raspberry, and plum.
There are also sour versions of cherry, green-apple, blue-raspberry, and watermelon. Eating the sours will result in "that face".
The Tropical flavors are tropical punch, strawberry-banana, kiwi-banana, and mango-melon.
Omfg. PLEASE tell me you just did NOT eat the last PINK!
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rectangular prism of mouthwatering ecstasy
Adrian: Brotato chip! Whats your favorite thing to do when you're alone?
Dace: Starburst.
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