stewed

drunk; inebriated. Under the influence of alcohol.

I was so stewed at that party last night.

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stewed

The state achieved while drunk and high at the same time. The word pulls its roots from a maritime dialect known as Chiac and is a combination of saoul (the french word for drunk) and stoned. An alternative is the word crunk.

Me: wow those people are messed up on weed and alcohol.
Arnaud: Ya dude y sont stewed (translation: ya dude there stewed)

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stewed

A far cooler alternative to owned, pwned, or served that generally means you were dissed. Most effective following a bad "your mom" joke.

Anne: Well that was pretty quick.
Amanda: Your mom was pretty quick...last night!
Cara: OHHHHH you just got STEWED!

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stew-stew

Referring to someone who is not very intelligent, (or just another word for stupid).

“My word Shelly! You are so stew-stew”

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Stew

Beer.

Let's be real here people, you talk about it all the time, and you need codewords for it sometimes. Say stew, not beer. It even sounds ridiculous (see below).

"Let's pound stews."

"I need a stew."

OR use it as an adjective or verb

"I'm stewed."

"Let's stew."

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Stewing

The act of male masturbation using your own shit for lubrication.

Why does my boyfriend's dick smell like shit? Maybe he was stewing.

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A stew

A stew is a combination of solid food ingredients that have been cooked in liquid and served in the resultant gravy.

Nothing makes you feel better like a stew .

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