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You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.
Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop
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The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.
When your sitting on the toilet and the dump is coming out and you think its going to flow like a river into the stream but then ends up shooting like a volcano straight into your ass. SURPRISE POOP!
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when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"
"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
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The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.
Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim
Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn
first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed
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When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.