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Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.
Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?
John: What?
Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.
John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.
John: (Has sadgasm.)
Having the pleasure of an orgasm but incredibly and painfully sad.
When you're hitting her from behind and you about to bust a nut and she says "I'm pregnant." and when you nut you think about paying for child support so you begin to cry, thus a sadgasm
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Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.
Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
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A snazzy combination of the words "sad" and "orgasm". An emotion that far surpasses sadness in an explosive way. Like an orgasm; but far from pleasurable.
"I almost had a sadgasm when I got dumped. ): "
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The unattainable release of sadness through crying hard enough.
Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.
Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.
I was by myself crying over the breakup when I felt a sadgasm coming. I cried and cried, but never got past that edge of feeling. Even more demoralized than before, the weeping continued.
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1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.
2: a sudden burst of depression.
3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.
4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.
When i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.
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It is the really, really stupid pleasure of listening sad songs like the "The Promise" by Michael Nyman or "La valse d'Amélie" in piano version.
Friend 1: Hey Martin! stop listening those sad songs... Are you feeling depress?
Friend 2: No man... I just like the sadness
Friend 1: Oh, I see, it's like a sadgasm... right?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Okey... just don't kill your self
Friend 2: Don't worry man
Friend 1: (Shit!, I start feeling depressed)