Sapenoff

A super-cool jewish kid. Funny, and smart. Will do your homework. Usually either have a very large dick, or a super small dick, but it doesnt matter, because he is super kewl.

My friend Sapenoff is so cool! Will never make it with a girl, but its ok, he'll be all right, he is really rich.

Why is he gunna be rich?

He's jewish...duh..