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Sarah Syndrome

The irrational and unjustified lust for crazy-haired girls named Sarah.

"Damn player, that Sarah girl is mighty fine-"
"Ugh, don't get all Sarah Syndrome on me."

by Kearsarge March 17, 2009

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Sarah Paulson Syndrome

Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.

Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"

by Izaroo January 13, 2021

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Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 August 27, 2008

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Sarah Palin Behavioral Syndrome

When someone has characteristics of playing the victim, not accepting blame, throwing others under the bus if they do not agree with or cross them, that rules are for others, but not for them; and using others, including family, as tools. This syndrome may or may not include messed up family relationships, pathological lying, getting in over one's head because of poor qualifications, quitting things, and having messed-up financial or business dealings.

The defense lawyer made excuses for his own behavior, whined about the rules, and then the next day falsely accused the prosecution lawyer of the same thing. That made some court watchers comment that the defense lawyer was suffering from "Sarah Palin Behavioral Syndrome".

by BlackEyedSusan June 26, 2011

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Sarah Louise Syndrome

A woman who suffers from an unfortunate combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”

Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.

Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.

Michelle: I can’t believe she had the entire class convinced she was a victim for an event that never occurred!
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.

Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .

Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.

Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.

by ICUWecu January 22, 2024