Sawyering

The act of stealing ones joke and using it as your own

Person 1: “That bitch keeps stealing my joke”
Person 2:“Tell him to stop sawyering you”

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Sawyered

Verb; adverb.

1.) To appear drunk in front of millions of people via television, internet, and social media feeds.

2.) To float down a river on a raft naked with an underage boy.

"What are you up to this weekend?"

"I'm getting totally Sawyered bro."

Sawyer

The most badass person you'll ever meet and he will fuck your bitch so fast you won't even know that he was in your bed

Sawyer fucked my bitch last night

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Sawyer

n. An individual who will do anything for anyone, no matter the cost to him. A beautiful person who loves fully, and loves everyone. His priorities are easily misplaced and he can be easily manipulated, but underneath it all he has a very pure core. Perceptive eyes set in a baby-ish face, bringing out the maternal nature of female companions. Very musically oriented and loyal to those he loves.

He is such a wonderful guy. His name must be Sawyer!

Guy #1: Did you hear about Sawyer getting arrested?
Guy #2: Yeah. He let everyone else run, he took the heat for it.

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Sawyer

Sawyer is soo sexy he is like outdoorsy and just the best. He is manly as shit but super nice and sensitive but don't get me wrong you mess with his friends your toast on a pancake! He is an actor and is very chill with people he beams happiness where ever he goes he is the best

Sawyer is the bomb.com

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Sawyer

The hottest man anyone has ever seen adds on to the beautiful muscularity of this buff man

OMG SAWYER IS LIFTING 3000 POUNDS

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Sawyer

someone who is hot, sensual, sexy, and smart. Dark and mysterious, always good in bed. He IS the sex!

I want to jump on that Sawyer!

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