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Schalk

Pronounced skulk
Extremely sexy man with gorgeous dark eyes and a f#cking killer smile......

Something to materbate about....often

The object of any 20 something year old's sexual fantasies.

Also known as a Mister

Schalk is flippen hot!

by K ! June 26, 2012

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Schalk

A tall dark haired man with unrealistic dreams that should be crushed . He tends to do whatever he wants with no regard to others .

Ai ! Schalk has done something stupid again .

by Funkyswan February 9, 2019

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Schalk

pronounced skulk - to slice off the top of someones head to expose the brain. Generally used as an act of war but also for medical purposes

doctor - Schalk off his cranium so I can look at his brainium

by zeichnicht February 4, 2010

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Schalk

To completely and utterly dominate in the bedroom causing mass destruction. Usually refered to acts of sexual act and leaves an everlasting impression. Commonly known as a sith in the sheets.

That hottie getting schalked tonight

by Savage247 September 6, 2018

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Schalke

Schalke is a big fat Hurensogn club from Germany and is probably going down to League two.

Person 1: Do you know something really ugly and shitty?
Person 2: FC Schalke 04!

by stein. April 27, 2023

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schalke

Schalke is a german soccerteam founded in 1904.

Schalke won their last two games

by AnBear February 7, 2017

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