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Schalke is a big fat Hurensogn club from Germany and is probably going down to League two.
Person 1: Do you know something really ugly and shitty?
Person 2: FC Schalke 04!
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Pronounced skulk
Extremely sexy man with gorgeous dark eyes and a f#cking killer smile......
Something to materbate about....often
The object of any 20 something year old's sexual fantasies.
Also known as a Mister
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A tall dark haired man with unrealistic dreams that should be crushed . He tends to do whatever he wants with no regard to others .
Ai ! Schalk has done something stupid again .
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pronounced skulk - to slice off the top of someones head to expose the brain. Generally used as an act of war but also for medical purposes
doctor - Schalk off his cranium so I can look at his brainium
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To completely and utterly dominate in the bedroom causing mass destruction. Usually refered to acts of sexual act and leaves an everlasting impression. Commonly known as a sith in the sheets.
That hottie getting schalked tonight
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Schalke is a german soccerteam founded in 1904.
Schalke won their last two games
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