Schwimmer

1. (proper noun) Cute, lovable actor. Ross on the long-running TV series "Friends".

2. (verb) A sexual fetish; a man's desire to shoot his semen across flowers and potted plants.

You know Gary? Yeah? That sick fuck schwimmered his prom date. It took Lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the semen out of her corsage.

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schwimmer fatigue

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

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david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.