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Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

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sculptor charter

An ok school mostly full of preppy whit kids. Its goes from pre-k to 8th grade. most the teachers are old af and are salty ass bitches, but there are also the hella cool ones. The 8th grade class of 2020 girls are (for the most part) StAnKy FiShY hoes. We suspect one of the teachers is a pedo..... but he old af anyways. The music teacher is the best person in that school.

o, did u know that the gimme my wallet guy is a teacher at sculptor charter school.

by yesyesdAddylikes April 13, 2020

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turd sculptor

the "art" or act of attempting to make something out of shit either literally or figuratively.

Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?

Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?

Dude 1: yep.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

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Jace the Mind Sculptor

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.

Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut

by Zedoric July 16, 2019


Sculptor Charter School

Sculptor is the most boring school in Titusville. You have to be on a stupid list to get in, the uniforms suck, and the school is not really diverse. There are no fights and if there is any there in the bathroom and last 2 minutes. All the kids there are snitches and the teachers care more about dress code than the actual problems. All the white boys say the N word like they have a privilege. Pretty sure all the kids are racist and some of the teachers probably are. The teachers aren’t even that good only Mrs.C and Mrs.G! The food fucking sucks. And most of the girls are pick me’s. There are no cute guys only a few are decent. The Ela teacher for 7th/8th is super strict and sucks the life out of all her students. All the girls start drama but never wanna fight. The guys are annoying af. Also if you start drama with any of the girls they’ll probably post it on their stories. None of the kids are mature and they all “date for fun”. This school drains the mental health of the students and makes pretty much all the students wanna commit! Don’t come here!!

“You heard of sculptor charter school?”
“You mean the preppy white school with racist kids!”
“Yeah that one”

by Call(1)800-stopbeingahoe May 11, 2023

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Sculptor charter school

An average prepy bitch boy school that you have to be on a list to get in to. All the teachers there got the life sucked out of them like 20 years ago (even the damn music teacher). Food there is shit and all the girls there are pick me hoes. The only person that gives that GD school life is the fucking awesome VP. Also they got rid of the monzeralla sticks, the one good thing on the fucking menu.

Kid 1: Didn't you used to go to that white boy school down in Titusville? Sculptor charter school?

Kid 2: Yea, mabey like 7 years ago when they still put juice in those Mr.J plastic pouches.

Kid 1: Damn! You're ancient!

by Bloop_blop_blink October 10, 2022

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Meme Sculptor

Much better at memes than an artist

Ian: "I'm a brilliant meme artist"
Lee: "aye but I'm a Meme Sculptor, so many levels above you"

by LumberBum November 11, 2017