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Well for me a Seah is a person who will support you all of your life. She will be with you in all ups and downs. And she's gonna be crushing you at Swimming.
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Kinda okay person, who's awesome most of the time.
SUPER SEXY.
People want to eat her.
Person: Who's that? She's a complete SEAH. I think I'll have her for dinner;)
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the most prettiest girl ever :)
woah whos that shes so pretty
THATS RIGHT THATS MY BEST FRIEND
Seah Kim marry me rn
when you're down to do something but you say "yeah sure" so fast that you fuck up saying it and switch up the wording.
pronounced...
SHA like in SHAT
YER as in yer
C: Down to eat at Al Dejaj?
A: hmm... seah yure!
The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.
Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
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