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Seaver

To be pro at everything at a higher level than daristaul, warning: this may generate such massive levels of jealousy that suicide is most likely to occur.

Dam, your so seaver at that game, O SHIT did that guy just kill himself?

by Bloodfury November 19, 2009

39πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Seaver

A cute boy that can surprise you

Omg....my bf got me flowers for my bday,he's such a Seaver

by PillowFace101 December 19, 2015

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Seaver

Any kind of person who bullsits about everything he says thinking everything he says evreyone would believe.

A seaver: lolz did you know i am related to shrek and my dad is a ninja and also my mom is a unicorn?
NORMAL KID: FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT! You think anyone believes you? *SPOOKA PUNCHES THE BITCH*

by the afrocolypse November 10, 2010

36πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Seaver

(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.

(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.

"He is SUCH a Seaver!"

"Be careful at the frat party tonight, don't get Seavered!

by @@@victum#4004 November 23, 2013

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Tom Seaver

The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.

The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Seaver

In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.

Girl 1: β€œHey, you sure got in early last night!”

β€œOh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”

by reallygoodatthis January 19, 2007

11πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž