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To be pro at everything at a higher level than daristaul, warning: this may generate such massive levels of jealousy that suicide is most likely to occur.
Dam, your so seaver at that game, O SHIT did that guy just kill himself?
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A cute boy that can surprise you
Omg....my bf got me flowers for my bday,he's such a Seaver
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Any kind of person who bullsits about everything he says thinking everything he says evreyone would believe.
A seaver: lolz did you know i am related to shrek and my dad is a ninja and also my mom is a unicorn?
NORMAL KID: FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT! You think anyone believes you? *SPOOKA PUNCHES THE BITCH*
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(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.
(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.
"He is SUCH a Seaver!"
"Be careful at the frat party tonight, don't get Seavered!
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When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.
Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.
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The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.
The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.
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In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.
Girl 1: “Hey, you sure got in early last night!”
“Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”
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