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When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.
Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!
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The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.
Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...
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When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.
I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.
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Smoking a bowl with tobacco and ganja mixed
Kyle got sent by the seizure salad I loaded for him
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The effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. Usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.
Brad and I got so seizure salad last night and watched Intervention.
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The negative result of mixing drugs, the most common of which is Extacy and speed.
Did you see guy last night, he was off his face... he started having a seizure salad on the dance floor
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The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.
You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.
I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.
I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.
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