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When you wave your penis under the nose of your partner in order to wake them up for sex.
You come home to a sleeping wife after work. You take out your penis and wave it under her nose (like a medic would with smelling salts to awaken an unconcious victim) and the smell of your penis should ensue an abrupt awakening, triggering the sex hormone and lead you to a great time in the sack. Thus she has been given a sex salting
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A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.
'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'
When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.
That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.