Shaderize

A common practice in Law Enforcement where an Officer needlessly builds up his case to impress his colleagues.

The detective loved to Shaderize his/her cases to impress his/her supervisors.

Shader

Someone who is intentionally “shady” ie. Telling lies, acting dodgy or acting fake,

Yo Archie did you see Jack yesterday ? “Yeah bro he’s a proper shader”

shader

You just used the bathroom and you left a little something behind that the first flush didn't get. You don't want to waste water by flushing again, so you tear off a couple pieces of toilet paper and drop it on top of the water to hide your contributions. This is called a shader.

Wow, after that lunch I had to leave a shader.

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Shader

God

That man's a skater Shader

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shader

The opposite of a freshy
Someone whose origins are non-English however their behaviour is whiter than White people

Look at that shader sipping his tea, eating his cucumber sandwiches, smoking his cigar, watching Eastenders

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minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

night shader

a person that feels the need to wear thier shades all hours, in order to look cool, mysterious or an agent.

guy- "what's up night shader?"
night shader- "whatever it's bright up in this"
guy- "bullshit it's midnight"

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