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When a girl gives you a really hard, fast-paced handjob, as if your dick was a shakeweight.
Could result in severe discomfort, chaffing, and difficulty shaking your dick after pissing.
Dude my dick hurts so bad after my girlfriend gave me a hj yesterday. I can't even feel my dick.
Sounds like you got shakeweighted.
A work-out device, believed to be bogus, that when used by a woman, according to South Park, helps them give the greatest old-fashioned (handjob)
Sharon works her talking shakeweight
Shakeweight: Harder, better, faster stronger
(dings, squirts out water)
Sharon: auhhhh
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To aggressively beat thy meat like silverback gorilla
Jimmy what in the flying fuck were you doing in there "I was shakeweight'in my room"
Not to be confused with the vibrator, I mean dildo, I mean workout assistant, shakeweight refers to the excess ground marijuana that's left in the grinder because it won't fit into the fatty when rolling a joint. In an ideal joint rolling sesh, there would be no shakeweight because the roller of the j knows what he's doing. Shakeweight only accumulates when a gross overestimation was made, resulting in excess ground weed left in the grinder that can't fit into the joint.
bogart: i have so much extra weed that i can't fit into this joint. I don't know what to do...should I just keep the extra weed in my grinder?
bro: only retards carry along shakeweight
bogart: I'm so new to marijuana, I just don't know how much I can pack into a j
bro: bogart, when will you learn?
bogart: i need some poon
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Giving such an agressive handjob that you snap their dick off like a celery stalk.
Brenda: Dude, Timmy is in the ER. I gave him a serious atomic shakeweight.
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A man that does shake weight classes with his grams and thinks he is buff
Yo john that Justin is such a shakeweight zombie
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