Shampe

A tattoo that is regretted by the owner.

I should've never got this shampe of Alf on my bicep.

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Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.

When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.

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shamp

1. to exaggerate beyond belief resulting in disastrous consequences

2. to sass

1. "Last night I shamped Bob...I saw his girlfriend at a cafe and I told him she was cheating on him. Too bad he killed himself..."
2. "I just got fired, don't shamp me. I'm in no mood."

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Shamps

The abbreviation for Champagne

We was in the club poppin' them Shamps all night.

I got a massive headache from all the Shamps I drank last night.

Champs is short for Champions. Shamps is short for Champagne

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shamp

1) a portmanteau for lamp shade

2) the act of wearing a lamp shade on one's head.

3) committing general acts of bufoonery

I drank so much at that party, I found several pictures of me shamping in the living room posted on the internets the following morning. I don't remember that at all!

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shamp

Commonly refers to a person who acts like a fuckin retard in public whilst maintaining overall mental stature.

Can also refer to someone who acts like they are baked, fried, high, drunk, crunked, or otherwise fucked outta their mind from some sort of drug, when they are actually as sober a cop.

Meaning 1:

What the fuck is that stupid shamp doing trying to act retarded...hes just tryin to get a free sucker from that bitch-ass cashier..basterd.

Meaning 2:

Guy 1: Yo man look at the drunk dude tryin to sweet talk that ugly chick over their

Guy 2: Man hes not drunk at all, hes tryin to get some ugly wizard sleeve pussy, what a fuckin shamp.

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Shamp

Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.

"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."

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