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v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.
When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!
When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.
So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.
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a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her ass when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an orgasmic experience
Emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her ass thus performing the shampoop
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To mischievously replace one's shampoo with feces.
What the fuck is in my hair?!
YOU JUST GOT SHAMPOOPED BITCH!!
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A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111
That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
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When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.
I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.
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Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.
Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"
Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"
Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.
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