Shiatus

a period of time spent sitting on the toilet texting, after you've finished your dump.

Go away! I'm enjoying my shiatus

Shiatus

Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.

I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'

Shiatus

Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.

I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'

shiatus

Constipation

Somebody get some Metamucil cause i'm on a shiatus.