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Something horrible that someone else tries to sugar coat to no avail.
Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
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When one unspools several rolls of asswipe into a toilet, and drops a deuce on top of it like a cherry.
Park worker: "Another day, another shit sundae."
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An absolutely terrible day/event/series of events that you can’t imagine getting any worse (but usually does.)
Your wife left you, sold all your tools, your truck died AND you got fired all in one day? Talk about a shit sundae!
When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.
An interracial couple.
"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"
"You racist slut!" *Slap*
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Go to a persons house when they are gone. Turn off the water to the toilet and flush until it's empty. Create a large pile of dung in the toilet, with your friends, leaving it unflushed as a huge dry surprise for that special somebody. Dispose of wipings in a bag and throw away to make it look like one giant unwiped yeti shit!!!
My brother, cousin, and I, took a post buffet shit in our buddy's toilet when he was out for his honeymoon and didn't flush. He'll get home and find a mountain of dried out shit in the throne so big it'll have to be removed manually!
The epic Shit Mountain Sundae!
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An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.
Man, that raw meat strawberry trifle is a total banana shit sundae.