Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.
You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...
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Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"
Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?
I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.
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The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.
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Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)
will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf
will:shitternet;horrible wifi
The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.
I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.
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The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop
Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting
Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.
Having shit internet
That girl Chloe Ocea Hall has shitternet