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shitternetting

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.

You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...

by WAMMY! May 24, 2009

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shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

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Shitternets

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.

Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.

by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011

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Shitternet

Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)

will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf

will:shitternet;horrible wifi

by loserssss June 2, 2018


shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

by Bozzltov October 6, 2008

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Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop

Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.

by TD12 February 14, 2012


Shitternet

Having shit internet

That girl Chloe Ocea Hall has shitternet

by MaxLikesKids123 October 25, 2020