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Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.
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The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.
Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.
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The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.
Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.
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When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)
shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock
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1. The violent act of breaking another's neck in self-defence
2. To make one pass out forcefully
Keep talking like a bitch and I'll shlock your ass out!
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A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.
person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?
person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.
person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.
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