Shrunking

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.

(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!

Shrunk

When you have too much sugar. Like when you're drunk on beer, you're "shrunk" on sugar

IM SO SHRUNK RIGHT NOW!

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Shrunked

Stoned and drunk

He's shrunked! He's stoned and drunk.

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shit-faced drunk

I heard you got shrunk at the bar last night.

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Shrunk

To drink so much alcohol that you dehydrate (through vomiting/urination/night sweats) and look visibly smaller the next day.

"I got so shrunk on vodka it looked like someone had put me in the dryer the next day."

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shrunk

"Shrunk" is a drunken mispronounciation of "drunk".

"Yay! Martinis! Let's get shrunk on Martinis!"

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Shrunked

When you take a dose of psychedelic mushrooms and drink enough to be buzzed, you feel the effects of both and it is amazing

Anthony and his friends went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens while 'Shrunked'

Anthony made friends with the guy to his left and almost got in an epic fight with the guy in front of him while Shrunked

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