Shumes

Shumes, To describe a beautiful, intelligent and sexy male, known for their genius and good looks.

Wow, that guy is such a shumes!

shumee

Beautiful, smart, amazing, loving, charming, sexual, but married to a total douchebag.

Shumee doesn't deserve that douche.

Shume

Used to reinforce the positive nature of a situation or event.

Frank: Dude! I got a new car today!
Brian: Shume! No way!

Shumed

Where you shit and cum at the same to.

Holy shit bro, I just shumed.

Shuming

Shuming:Shuming is to Cum then go into the Shower.

Examples
"Hey, Mike Tyson how was Shuming last night" Oh it was nice I had great clarity. "

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ka-shume

The breaking of one's ka-tet. This is generally caused by a death of one of the members. It is signified by a deep foreboding feeling that all members can feel. As coined in Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series.

I'd been feeling ka-shume all day, then I got the call that my wife died in a car accident.

Shuming

The art of one shitting thyself and ejaculating at the same time

"Look at that Jake's mom is shuming

All over the floor," "gross"