Shuming:Shuming is to Cum then go into the Shower.
Examples
"Hey, Mike Tyson how was Shuming last night" Oh it was nice I had great clarity. "
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Shumes, To describe a beautiful, intelligent and sexy male, known for their genius and good looks.
Wow, that guy is such a shumes!
Beautiful, smart, amazing, loving, charming, sexual, but married to a total douchebag.
Shumee doesn't deserve that douche.
Used to reinforce the positive nature of a situation or event.
Frank: Dude! I got a new car today!
Brian: Shume! No way!
The breaking of one's ka-tet. This is generally caused by a death of one of the members. It is signified by a deep foreboding feeling that all members can feel. As coined in Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series.
I'd been feeling ka-shume all day, then I got the call that my wife died in a car accident.
The art of one shitting thyself and ejaculating at the same time
"Look at that Jake's mom is shuming
All over the floor," "gross"