Shurine

Fully liquid diarrhea.

"I just pissed through my anus, man."

"No, Hans, you just shurinated, that is the correct term."

shurinal

To defecate in a men's urinal.

All of the men's washrooms in the building now require keys for entry because Grant took a "shurinal" on the eighth floor. As a result I almost crapped my pants the other day when I lost my key. Luckily I had the sense to take a "shelevator."

shurinating

to pee in the shower

pronounced
sh-er-in-ate-ing

Noun: shurinate
verb: shurinating
adverb: shurinated
adjective: shurinator

looking at the scrawny young man he resembled someone who maybe picked their nose and was a sherinator. I could just picture in my head after a long day going to take a shower having to urinate but not wanting to wait for the hot water, jumping in and shurinating.