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(Noun) A place of religious importance on the Eastern coastline of the United Kingdom. Formally known as Skegness.
(Verb) A term used when you've eaten an egg based dish filled with nicotine.
(1) Wow, isn't Skegg a nice place for a pilgrimage
(2) Wow, dude I'm totally skegg'd after that dish of Skegg and toast!
Skegg is used as another word for 'go' or 'skate'
"Can I have a skegg on your bike mate?"
or
"Are you comin' out for a skegg today dude?"
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Someone who lives on the coast which surfs and skates.
Hey check out those skeggs over there with their boards.
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A caged egg from stevenage chicken, fed on cold pieces of asphalt for approximately 3 years. The egg is fried on a dirty griddle with spit used as the based on which to fry it. Once cooked the egg is transported to skeggy/Skegness where dorris puts her dog end in it creating a wholesome delicasiousey, called skegg. Perfect for those trying to beat addiction.
Often served on butter less toast,earning the name skegg on toast, however can be served with any meal.
The meal was once the most popular dish in the North of England but the closure of the Pitt coinside with the loss of popularity with the once superb British dish.
An unorthodox flirting technique, whereby the flirter sits very close to the flirtee, but then proceeds to ignore his subject matter and talk to his mates instead. Named after the pioneer of this method. Possibly the male equivalent of 'playing hard to get'.
"Oh yeah, he did a Skeggs last night; didn't say a word to her all evening"
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A gold-digging, triffling whore that you definitely cannot carry home to your mother or to the family reunion or to the rundown bar outside your neighbourhood. Only an object of sexual desire
I used to deal up in skeggs, but I realise that it was a total waste of time because after I had wild sex with her, I definitely didn't want to see her again
"You should stop checking those skeggs before you get AIDS"
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