Skegg

(Noun) A place of religious importance on the Eastern coastline of the United Kingdom. Formally known as Skegness.
(Verb) A term used when you've eaten an egg based dish filled with nicotine.

(1) Wow, isn't Skegg a nice place for a pilgrimage
(2) Wow, dude I'm totally skegg'd after that dish of Skegg and toast!

James Rowe

The naval officer of most superior rank on HMS Spireites Piss the League.
Also responsible for the purchase of the UK's latest destroyer, the Asante Class.

I wish I had my very own James Rowe to play with.

Skeggy

An adjective used to determine if somebody is safe to sit next to when using a local bus service in Rotherham.

Skeggy defines people who smell as if they have just enjoyed 6 poached skeggs and/or uses their own saliva to put out cigarettes.

It can also be used to describe places and periods of time.
Recent examples involve Skegness.

I'm, not sitting next to Aaron he's skeggy
Woah, 2020 was such a skeggy year I couldn't see my friends