slodge

Verb - To perform a menial or undesirable task with little hope of a positive outcome.

Noun - A amorphous gray porridge-like substance.

Verb - "Man, I slodged through that multidimensional astroquantum multivariable chemistry assignment last night, I'm really tired.

Noun - "That food in the dining hall looked like slodge, I'm still not sure what I ate."

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slodge

N. An unappealing concoction of various household food items that forms a hot meal for the poor, lazy, or both.

Want to try my slodge? I used spaghetti, tuna, black olives, butter, eggs, and ramen beef seasoning.

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Slodging

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"

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slodged

1. The act of being stuck in anal, oral, or vaginal sex.

Dan, I got slodged last night while I was fucking Kastyn.

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Slodge

An onomatopoeic word describing the fit of one object inside another, especially in a sexual context. Comes from the sound made by lubricated flesh when creating a vacuum.

"Slodge it in."

"Just slodge it between those two."

"I gave her a good slodging last night."

"It made that delightful slodging sound."

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slodging

A word used to described non-descriptive movement or actions.

Jon - "Hey, what's up man?"
Tim - "Not much man, just slodging around."

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slodging

A term popularized and perhaps coined by the creator of the webcomic called Oglaf. It is a sexual fetish of lodging yourself into objects, for example a wall or wood pile, or mattresses, and then wait for somebody to dislodge you.

Are you up for some slodging?
I don't know what that is.
The exact opposite of dislodging!

(Example taken from the comic strip)

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