An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.
Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.
Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma
Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?
Person 2: No what is it?
Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh