Mozzarella Snack Sticks

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.

The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.

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Snack Stick

An unheated hot dog, eaten directly out of the package, without a bun. Popular locations to eat snack sticks include out of the back of a car trunk while camping or right out of the fridge at midnight while at home.

Dude, who wants some snack sticks? They come with a free mustard drizzle!