Sobbi

It’s a creature that looks like a worm with wings.
It can fly and talk.
It prays on humans and chupacabras.
Avoids neon green and sweaters .
Most likely to consume you if you talk on the phone late at night.
(true story once I told my friend it happened to her =/)
Ways to avoid are:
Only talk on the phone on daylight hours.
Wear jackets, sweaters, or graphic T’s with neon green.
The way it eats you is by sucking you in.
For enjoyment it will suck your blood from your toe.
Gets vitamins by eating you hair.
Has a fast digesting system.

"Oh shit! That Sobbi's flying at you RIGHT NOW"

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Sobby

Japanese tradition A gobby that is given by someone to say sorry for what they have done. Usually tears should come from the giver and can sometimes be used for lube.

I let Eddie down so I gave him a sobby to make up for it.

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Sobby

Amazing, cool, bad ass, a scrub day, lazy.

1. That was sooo sobby!

2. You're such a sobby.

3. Man I can already tell today is going to be a sobby day.

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Sobby

To be cool; awesome; amazing; To have a scrub day; lazy.

You're soo sobby,

I'm having a sobby day.

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Sobby

Emotional crying that results in expulsion of water from tear ducts with a violent passion.

Kirstin cried on that special day, but it was not sobby crying

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Sobby Jobby

The act of receiving oral sex from someone who is crying.

''Sasha was crying uncontrollably while blowing me last night. I love a good sobby jobby.'

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The sobby Will

This is wear a girl ditches u for a black man and u simp over her while she is still with him. Then when she is single u try ur look again and get left on red. You then go for someone else who u try to get a hug of but she just walks away over the horizon leaving u stood there looking like a idiot.

Shouldn’t of taken the sobby will advice.