soulrot

The condition resulting from spending too much time without music, or listening to anything by a king/queen of "pop"; the immediate result upon hearing the crooning crazy yelling screeching stupid characters of reality TV

Dude 1: Dude what's that putrid smell and why are you such a fricking mopey sloth?
Dude 2: Soulrot. My wife keeps the TV turned to "Real Housewives..."
Dudes 1, 3 and 4 and the next table over who are eavesdropping together: Shit, Joe Cocker STAT!