Spedtron

A portmanteau that combines sped and tron. This word is used when one has far surpassed the idiocy that of which is possibly known. Their statements are the dumbest thing you've heard every time, yet they are captivating; as if they were perfectly calculated to be devoid of any intelligent content.

Person A: I think I'm going to drop out of high school and become the next big twitch streamer
Person B: actual spedtron